dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

bluepac:

justlikenoel:

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever

A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter

I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key 

brother-touching-wincest:

On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

sexymedic:

sexymedic:

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

never 4get